Entry: May 11, 2009 @ 12:12 PM
this is going to be jokes.
stolen from sophieisgod@livejournal =P i ran across it searching for stuff on jim halpert. *sigh* i love him.
this is what comes out of boredom.
p.s. - i need a job.
Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
01. Stephen Dorff [?]
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L. Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen (oh c'mon its anakin skywalker <3)
06. Ian Somerhalder [?]
07. James Van Der Beek [?]
08. Ashton Kutcher (anytime, baby.)
09. Sean William Scott [?]
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr [?]
13. John Hannah [?]
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson [?]
17. Daniel Day-Lewis [?]
18. Leonardo Di Caprio (mmmm...)
19. Billy Zane [?]
20. Harry Connick Jr. (omg i just looked @ this guy. it's the guy from ps i love you. ugh gross.)
21. Sean Astin [?]
22. Dominic Monaghan [?]
23. Karl Urban [?]
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson [?]
27. James Marsden big yes. you can burn me w/ ur lasers, hit on me as a nurse, take away my 27 dresses, and hairspray me up anyday ;)
28. Shawn Ashmore [?]
29. Hugh Jackman !!!!!!!!! TOTAL YES.
30. Will Kemp [?]
31. David Wenham [?]
32. Viggo Mortensen [?]
33. Elijah Wood (=/ he's only cute. not shagworthy.)
34. Tobey Maguire (is this guy Spiderman? ditto Elijah Wood's comment)
35. James Franco (in anything BUT Pineapple Express)
36. Alfred Molina [?]
37. Harrison Ford Han Solo AND Indiana Jones? (haha...maybe back then. he IS pretty hot, for an old guy.)
38. Sean Connery (also hot for an old guy. also hot as james bond!)
39. Shane West mmm yes yes yes.
40. Stuart Townsend [?]
41. Richard Roxburgh [?]
42. Ewan McGregor (i dont even care. i find him irresistable.)
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (!!! sing moondance to me while we kiss please)
44. Christian Bale (first slash out. you disgust me after that recording.)
45. Jared Leto [?]
46. Colin Farrell (he's kinda rugged. but persuade me and maybe.)
47. Ben Affleck (he's pretty hot.)
48. Josh Hartnett (meh.)
49. Bruce Willis (hot old guy, but doesnt really do anything for me)
50. Billy Bob Thornton (yuck! mr.woodcock gross gross gross)
51. Dennis Quaid [?]
52. Jake Gyllenhaal (he's cute.)
53. Patrick Swayze (in dirty dancing days i shall =))
54. Keanu Reeves (used to have a crush on him a long time ago.)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth [?]
57. Steve Buscemi [?]
58. Michael Madsen [?]
59. Rick Yune [?]
60. Pierce Brosnan (i'd give to a bond girl in his day.)
61. Robert Carlyle [?]
62. Jonny Lee Miller [?]
63. Jude Law (in that Christimas movie. He was SUCH a sweetheart)
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen (sometimes...)
66. Ryan Phillippe [?]
67. Benicio Del Toro [?]
68. Johnny Depp (call me up anytime.)
69. Orlando Bloom (^ same goes for you studd.)
70. Sean Bean [?]
71. Eric Bana [?]
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg (3 bolded = triple whammy. i'm in love.)
75. Jason Statham [?]
76. Edward Norton [meh...]
77. Ben Stiller (i find him so cute because of his characters.)
78. Owen Wilson (maybe.)
79. Vince Vaughn (no.)
80. Joaquin Phoenix (EWWW WHY IS HE FAMOUS. he's so ugly.)
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd [?]
83. Paul Bettany [?]
84. Heath Ledger (in your younger days...like 10 things i hate about you...drop dead gorgeous)
85. Mel Gibson (too old now =()
86. Jason Isaacs [?]
87. Alan Rickman (no, no & no. all i would be thinking about is Snnnnnnappppppeeeeeeeee)
88. Kevin Costner (he is an old hottie)
89. Christian Slater ew.
90. Antonio Banderas (he's mmm spanish hot oldie.)
91. Tom Cruise (lose scientology, go back to top gun and u have me.)
92. Ving Rhames [?]
93. John Cusack (i would marry him. you were my demetre and my jonathan trager <3)
94. John Malkovich [?]
95. Charlie Sheen [?]
96. Kiefer Sutherland [?]
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe [?]
99. Matt Dillon (he's kinda a douche in something about mary but in outsiders! bow chika wow wow)
100. Kevin Bacon (no no no.)
101. Adam Brody (maybe he's on the cute side though)
102. Andy Serkis [?]
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff [?]
106. Zach Braff [?]
107. Harry Sinclair [?]
108. Gerard Butler (ladies ladies ladies, ps i love you?)
109. Marton Csokas [?]
110. Jeremy Sumpter (=/)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery [?]
112. Cillian Murphy [?]
113. Hugh Dancy (yes...ever since ella enchanted. i knew you'd make it big.)
114. Ioan Gruffudd [?]
115. Mads Mikkelsen [?]
116. Enrique Murciano [?]
117. Jamie Bamber [?]
118. Craig Parker [?]
119. Dean Cain [?]
120. James Marsters [?]
121. David Boreanaz [?]
122. James Spader [?]
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith (iunno...i WOULD say persuasion. but boy has he got a body.)
128. Matthew McConaughey (you're pretty hot.)
129. Patrick Wilson [?]
130. Milo Ventimiglia [?]
131. Jason Dohring [?]
132. Brandon Boyd [?]
133. Tom Welling (iunno.....maybe.)
134. Sean Maher [?]
135. Tré Cool [? - wtf]
136. Billie Joe Armstrong [?]
137. Mike Dirnt [?]
138. Adrienne Armstrong [?]
139. Jason White [?]
141. Peter Sarsgaard [?]
142. Derek Jeter [?]
143. Travis Fimmel [?]
144. Michael Vartan (never been kissed! bow chika wow wow)
145. Rob Thomas [?]
146. James Purefoy [?]
147. Michael Rosenbaum [?]
148. Jensen Ackles (omg...supernatural. *sighs*)
149. William Fichtner [?]
150. Patrick Dempsey (he's definitely cute.)
151. Ace Young [?]
152. Francis Capra [?]
153. Ryan Hansen [?]
154. Robert Pattinson (puh-leez. get me someone who looks like they're not on drugs every single time they meet theirs fans.)
155. William Moseley [?]
156. Ryan Gosling (anytime, baby.)
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell [? - is this a girl?]
159. Wentworth Miller (hard one...only in his prime prison break. he's getting fat now.)
160. Jack Davenport [?]
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline (would not let him touch anything. even my doorknob. even my sock.)
163. Liam Cunningham [?]
164. John Barrowman [?]
165. John Rzeznik [?]
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy [?]
167. Stephen Colbert [?]
168. Jon Stewart [?]
169. Brandon Flowers [?]
170. Henry Ian Cusick [?]
171. John Krasinski (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 JIM HALPERT!!! <3)
172. Michael Trucco [?]
173. Benjamin McKenzie [?]
174. Adrian Pasdar [?]
175. Jeremy Piven (if he promised me a life of witticisms)
176. Justin Timberlake (love & sex & magic)
177. Naveen Andrews [?]
178. Vincent Cassel [?]
179. Adrian Paul [?]
180. Gabriel Byrne [?]
181. Adrian Grenier [?]
182. Daniel Craig (another Bond i like)
183. Nathan Fillion [?]
184. Adam Baldwin [?]
185. Ed Quinn [?]
186. Eric Szmanda [?]
187. George Eads [?]
188. Omar Epps [?]
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane [?]
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan [?]
192. Geoffrey Rush [?]
193. Brandon Routh [?]
194. Chris Lowell [?]
195. James Callis [?]
196. Justin Chambers [?]
197. Michael Muhney [?]
198. Matthew Goode [?]
199. Bradley Cooper [?]
100. Burn Gorman [?]
101. Christopher Eccleston [?]
102. David Tennant [?]
103. Tom Felton [?]
104. Daniel Radcliffe (no hankypanky for you young man)
105. Rupert Grint (ron <3)
106. Adam Hills [?]
107. Hugh Laurie [?]
108. Richard Hammond [?]
109. Julian Rhind-Tutt [?]
110. Dylan Moran [?]
111. Simon Amstell [?]
112. Stephen Mangan [?]
113. Simon Pegg [?]
114. Rufus Sewell [?]
115. Andrew Lee Potts [?]
116. Noel Fielding [?]
117. Steffan Halperin [?]
My Choices:
118. James McAvoy (like that girl - woot i love him with a strong strong passion <3)
119. Mark Ruffalo (cutieee!!! ahhh sorry after 13 going on 30 im in love.)
120. Was Hugh Jackman in there? Ummm...OH Bobby Cannavale from Cupid. Love!
121. Isaiah James Copon ;)
omg i just noticed i really dont know a lot of actor's names.
this is what comes out of boredom.
p.s. - i need a job.
Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
01. Stephen Dorff [?]
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L. Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen (oh c'mon its anakin skywalker <3)
06. Ian Somerhalder [?]
07. James Van Der Beek [?]
08. Ashton Kutcher (anytime, baby.)
09. Sean William Scott [?]
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr [?]
13. John Hannah [?]
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson [?]
17. Daniel Day-Lewis [?]
18. Leonardo Di Caprio (mmmm...)
19. Billy Zane [?]
20. Harry Connick Jr. (omg i just looked @ this guy. it's the guy from ps i love you. ugh gross.)
21. Sean Astin [?]
22. Dominic Monaghan [?]
23. Karl Urban [?]
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson [?]
27. James Marsden big yes. you can burn me w/ ur lasers, hit on me as a nurse, take away my 27 dresses, and hairspray me up anyday ;)
28. Shawn Ashmore [?]
29. Hugh Jackman !!!!!!!!! TOTAL YES.
30. Will Kemp [?]
31. David Wenham [?]
32. Viggo Mortensen [?]
33. Elijah Wood (=/ he's only cute. not shagworthy.)
34. Tobey Maguire (is this guy Spiderman? ditto Elijah Wood's comment)
35. James Franco (in anything BUT Pineapple Express)
36. Alfred Molina [?]
37. Harrison Ford Han Solo AND Indiana Jones? (haha...maybe back then. he IS pretty hot, for an old guy.)
38. Sean Connery (also hot for an old guy. also hot as james bond!)
39. Shane West mmm yes yes yes.
40. Stuart Townsend [?]
41. Richard Roxburgh [?]
42. Ewan McGregor (i dont even care. i find him irresistable.)
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (!!! sing moondance to me while we kiss please)
45. Jared Leto [?]
46. Colin Farrell (he's kinda rugged. but persuade me and maybe.)
47. Ben Affleck (he's pretty hot.)
48. Josh Hartnett (meh.)
49. Bruce Willis (hot old guy, but doesnt really do anything for me)
51. Dennis Quaid [?]
52. Jake Gyllenhaal (he's cute.)
53. Patrick Swayze (in dirty dancing days i shall =))
54. Keanu Reeves (used to have a crush on him a long time ago.)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth [?]
57. Steve Buscemi [?]
58. Michael Madsen [?]
59. Rick Yune [?]
60. Pierce Brosnan (i'd give to a bond girl in his day.)
61. Robert Carlyle [?]
62. Jonny Lee Miller [?]
63. Jude Law (in that Christimas movie. He was SUCH a sweetheart)
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen (sometimes...)
66. Ryan Phillippe [?]
67. Benicio Del Toro [?]
68. Johnny Depp (call me up anytime.)
69. Orlando Bloom (^ same goes for you studd.)
70. Sean Bean [?]
71. Eric Bana [?]
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg (3 bolded = triple whammy. i'm in love.)
75. Jason Statham [?]
76. Edward Norton [meh...]
77. Ben Stiller (i find him so cute because of his characters.)
78. Owen Wilson (maybe.)
79. Vince Vaughn (no.)
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd [?]
83. Paul Bettany [?]
84. Heath Ledger (in your younger days...like 10 things i hate about you...drop dead gorgeous)
85. Mel Gibson (too old now =()
86. Jason Isaacs [?]
88. Kevin Costner (he is an old hottie)
90. Antonio Banderas (he's mmm spanish hot oldie.)
91. Tom Cruise (lose scientology, go back to top gun and u have me.)
92. Ving Rhames [?]
93. John Cusack (i would marry him. you were my demetre and my jonathan trager <3)
94. John Malkovich [?]
95. Charlie Sheen [?]
96. Kiefer Sutherland [?]
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe [?]
99. Matt Dillon (he's kinda a douche in something about mary but in outsiders! bow chika wow wow)
101. Adam Brody (maybe he's on the cute side though)
102. Andy Serkis [?]
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff [?]
106. Zach Braff [?]
107. Harry Sinclair [?]
108. Gerard Butler (ladies ladies ladies, ps i love you?)
109. Marton Csokas [?]
110. Jeremy Sumpter (=/)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery [?]
112. Cillian Murphy [?]
113. Hugh Dancy (yes...ever since ella enchanted. i knew you'd make it big.)
114. Ioan Gruffudd [?]
115. Mads Mikkelsen [?]
116. Enrique Murciano [?]
117. Jamie Bamber [?]
118. Craig Parker [?]
119. Dean Cain [?]
120. James Marsters [?]
121. David Boreanaz [?]
122. James Spader [?]
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith (iunno...i WOULD say persuasion. but boy has he got a body.)
128. Matthew McConaughey (you're pretty hot.)
129. Patrick Wilson [?]
130. Milo Ventimiglia [?]
131. Jason Dohring [?]
132. Brandon Boyd [?]
133. Tom Welling (iunno.....maybe.)
134. Sean Maher [?]
135. Tré Cool [? - wtf]
136. Billie Joe Armstrong [?]
137. Mike Dirnt [?]
138. Adrienne Armstrong [?]
139. Jason White [?]
141. Peter Sarsgaard [?]
142. Derek Jeter [?]
143. Travis Fimmel [?]
144. Michael Vartan (never been kissed! bow chika wow wow)
145. Rob Thomas [?]
146. James Purefoy [?]
147. Michael Rosenbaum [?]
148. Jensen Ackles (omg...supernatural. *sighs*)
149. William Fichtner [?]
150. Patrick Dempsey (he's definitely cute.)
151. Ace Young [?]
152. Francis Capra [?]
153. Ryan Hansen [?]
155. William Moseley [?]
156. Ryan Gosling (anytime, baby.)
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell [? - is this a girl?]
159. Wentworth Miller (hard one...only in his prime prison break. he's getting fat now.)
160. Jack Davenport [?]
161. Michael J. Fox
163. Liam Cunningham [?]
164. John Barrowman [?]
165. John Rzeznik [?]
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy [?]
167. Stephen Colbert [?]
168. Jon Stewart [?]
169. Brandon Flowers [?]
170. Henry Ian Cusick [?]
171. John Krasinski (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 JIM HALPERT!!! <3)
172. Michael Trucco [?]
173. Benjamin McKenzie [?]
174. Adrian Pasdar [?]
175. Jeremy Piven (if he promised me a life of witticisms)
176. Justin Timberlake (love & sex & magic)
177. Naveen Andrews [?]
178. Vincent Cassel [?]
179. Adrian Paul [?]
180. Gabriel Byrne [?]
181. Adrian Grenier [?]
182. Daniel Craig (another Bond i like)
183. Nathan Fillion [?]
184. Adam Baldwin [?]
185. Ed Quinn [?]
186. Eric Szmanda [?]
187. George Eads [?]
188. Omar Epps [?]
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane [?]
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan [?]
192. Geoffrey Rush [?]
193. Brandon Routh [?]
194. Chris Lowell [?]
195. James Callis [?]
196. Justin Chambers [?]
197. Michael Muhney [?]
198. Matthew Goode [?]
199. Bradley Cooper [?]
100. Burn Gorman [?]
101. Christopher Eccleston [?]
102. David Tennant [?]
103. Tom Felton [?]
105. Rupert Grint (ron <3)
106. Adam Hills [?]
107. Hugh Laurie [?]
108. Richard Hammond [?]
109. Julian Rhind-Tutt [?]
110. Dylan Moran [?]
111. Simon Amstell [?]
112. Stephen Mangan [?]
113. Simon Pegg [?]
114. Rufus Sewell [?]
115. Andrew Lee Potts [?]
116. Noel Fielding [?]
117. Steffan Halperin [?]
My Choices:
118. James McAvoy (like that girl - woot i love him with a strong strong passion <3)
119. Mark Ruffalo (cutieee!!! ahhh sorry after 13 going on 30 im in love.)
120. Was Hugh Jackman in there? Ummm...OH Bobby Cannavale from Cupid. Love!
121. Isaiah James Copon ;)
omg i just noticed i really dont know a lot of actor's names.
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6 Comments:
105. Rupert Grint (ron <3) All I have to say about this, is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
On a side note, your #121 is kinda hot.
LOL
May 11, 2009 at 10:46 PM
171. John Krasinski (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 JIM HARPER!!! <3)
This is the phail I was talking about.
May 11, 2009 at 10:48 PM
15.00% -- definitely
8.18% -- persuasion needed
04.09%-- no way
12.73% -- meh
58.64% -- who is this?
May 12, 2009 at 1:41 AM
84. Heath Ledger (in your younger days...like 10 things i hate about you...drop dead gorgeous)
LOL THE IRONY.
May 22, 2009 at 2:27 PM
lmao richard ahahahaha. and ij - omg jim harper.
May 30, 2009 at 1:20 PM
i cant believe you dont know half of these people! lmaaoo. well you probably know them but not their REAL names.
189. Jared Padalecki
LOL - mr. devine look-alike. yeaaa, i guess that doesnt go too well but... i think i would ahahah
July 4, 2009 at 8:11 PM
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