You know...those people who collect records, and love John Lennon, and have this fantastic taste in music? They're people who are usually taking Music in University/College. Man, oh, man. What I would give to have music taste like them...to even know the specific records to buy. How do they know the ones to buy? They always pick the right ones. Gosh... Or even having a friend who was like that, so I could steal part of their identity. You know how friends rub some of their attributes on you? Yeah, kind of like that.

Oh Musos, come to me.



Also: Hot Native Indian Boys. Preferably my age. Preferably real ones and not ones that turn into werewolves, although that would be a real bonus if they really existed. I'm not going to lie, I always wanted to meet a real Native Indian. I think it was because of the Indian in the Cupboard. I watched it when I was little. That, or Pocahontas. I always knew I had a fetish for Kocoum. LOL.