DAY 11: Where will you perform the Inception. Plane/Train or otherwise?

A: Well, okay, let's recap. I have a Star Team* to perform my Inception: Danny Ocean, Ethan Hunt, Mystique, J.K. Rowling & Bruce Wayne. My mark would be: Johnny Depp. I'm going to ignore the fact that I also chose Barack Obama because like I said in my past blog post, I wouldn't want to mess up the nature of things. I wouldn't want one problem looking more important than the other and him obsessing on that one problem.
     So, with that said, I would perform my Inception in a private hotel room that my tourist, Bruce Wayne, would buy. When Johnny goes on vacation, I'd make sure that he knows about this five-star hotel that he must attend. When he checks-in, because Bruce Wayne owns it, Bruce will inform the staff that Johnny is not to be bothered. We'll put a Do Not Disturb sign on his door and perform Inception the first night he falls asleep. For this to work however, I'll need an additional impersonator that can imitate the voice of Johnny Depp but also think on their feet. They will be needed just in case someone calls in worry about him or if somehow, the plan goes wrong and he wakes up. This person will need to hide our equipment and make sure our bodies are underneath the bed, or dressed in room service outfits, or at least hidden for when he wakes up. This person will also need to research his habits and lifestyle as he might have to imitate the real Johnny Depp if his wife/children call him on the phone.

NOTE: I was going to say a charity cruise, but then he would invite people he knew and they would notice he was gone. I was also going to say on set in his trailer, but again, people would look for him. On his private island? No, yet again, because when he wakes up, how would we describe all the random people that got on his island? So...a hotel room. Simple.